How to Piss Off a Gray-Haired Woman in 5 Seconds or Less

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Here are some handy phrases to toss around to get the annoyed reaction you desire.

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Brush Stroke Just as you should never ask a woman “When is the baby due?” unless you see a baby actually emerging from her nether regions , please don’t assume everyone with gray hair is a grandparent. Learn more

Of course, it depends on how it is asked. If it’s a chirpy, “Ooh, I love it – what does your husband think?!” – that will most likely not offend.

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And why are you such a sexist? It’s OK for men to have gray hair – they are considered “distinguished,” so why not women?

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Why assume that a woman letting her roots show is in desperate need of cash? Maybe she wants to reclaim her health, her time and her natural beauty.

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The majority of silver sisters I know have reported that most men seem genuinely complimentary of their gray hair. They see it as a sign of authenticity, and they appreciate its beauty.

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And, if this post wasn’t the kick in the butt that you needed to jump-start your good manners, might I suggest this book? Because pal, you need it!

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