Why the Heck I Can't Use a Curling Iron?

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I can do everything like baking a pie, canoeing, and swimming with alligators and snakes except using a freaking curling iron.

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I showed my lovely husband my hair when I was finally finished. I asked him, “How does it look?” He said, enthusiastically: “It looks like you did something!”

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For me, coordination is not my strong suit. If I’m in an exercise or dance class, I’m the one who moves in the wrong direction.

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I’m prone to tripping on my own two feet. I have broken more dishes than my children and husband combined. I’m somewhat of a klutz.

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I’ve got my eye on you, curling iron. I’m going to master you, if it takes all summer.

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Are any of you guys as uncoordinated as me? I hope it’s not just me!

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