How to Piss Off a Gray-Haired Woman in 5 Seconds or Less Story

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“Hey, Grandma!”

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People in their early teens can have gray hair, for gosh sakes! And mothers of young children can have gray hair as well (surprise!)

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So, unless you see a cute baby holding on to her hand, and the baby has a shirt on it that says “I love Grandma” and the gray-haired lady has a shirt on that says “I love my Grandbaby,” it’s probably best NOT to assume!

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But when you grab her hand, with a concerned look on your face, and then whisper “What does your husband think?” it’s likely to evoke a pissed-off reaction.

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